What should have been a romantic day for two local sweethearts, quickly turned violent. Esther, or "Princess Aunt Abby" was dressed in her wedding day finest, from her purple glitter tiara to her red and blue bandanna gown. In her bouquet were organic printer paper flowers with pipe cleaner stems, each seeming to stretch for a better view of the bride as sunflowers to the sun. It should have been her day.
It all changed when her prince revealed himself to be someone much more sinister. Prince Ethan, just before taking his vows, pulled out a green blankie, concealed beneath his wedding jacket. "I am Germ Man!" he screamed, as he hurled his package of bio-hazard straight for his betrothed. He laughed, as the bride fell to the ground. "Now you have every disease in the world!" She lay there dying, her audience in shock, when he walked up to her and whispered, "Kiss me, and you will be healed."
The crowd was silent as she struggled to meet his lips. Could this be the healing power of true love's kiss? They held their breath in anticipation. But in the quiet room his maniacal laugh was even more piercing than before. "Ha ha! Now you are even more sick!"
At this, he fled.
Local authorities have issued a warrant for the arrest of Prince Ethan, or Germ Man. Be aware that he may have other unknown aliases. If you have any information on his whereabouts, please contact your local Rescue Hero chapter. Princess Aunt Abby's family is working on getting some reward money together--as soon as they can find their monopoly set. The princess has retired quietly to her family tree house, where it is hoped she will make a full recovery and is receiving hourly cootie shots.
