Last year, I started a tradition of sharing some of the rules that I've had to make as the momma of these little ones. Since then I've been keeping a little list, so I'd have some good ones to share with you. These are all actual rules, stated out loud at least once, in a moment of craziness. Sometimes the things we moms say are surprising, even to us.
So here they are.
These are the rules.
Do not pretend that fingernail clippings are contact lenses and stick them in your eye.
Do not use potty water for brushing your teeth.
Do not style your hair with potty water.
Do not poke Mommy in the eyes with a pencil.
Do not punch Mommy in the face.
Do not lick the TV.
Do not spit in your hand when you are sitting on the couch. Even if your tongue is burned and you want the spit to cool it off.
Do not eat food out of the trash.
Do not run on concrete wearing Crocs.
Do not spit your chewed-up food into Daddy's hand.
Do not dig poop out of your diaper.
Do not squish poop between your fingers.
Do not put poop on Mommy's face while she's sleeping.
And in case you missed last year's rules, you can find them here.
Happy Mother's Day!!