Why I'm Not Getting Anything Done Around Here
Wake up, Mom! I'm ready to eat.
Put on my bib, and pull out my seat.
Wait, what's this? I didn't want toast.
Today it's cereal that I want most.
Oops! My juice just jumped right out of my cup!
Hurry! Get a towel to clean it up!
I'm all done, Mom. For goodness sake,
Run upstairs--Baby Efan's awake.
Change his diaper. Yuck. P.U.
When you're done with that, mine's dirty, too.
Mom, I need you! Hold you me.
I fell off the bed, and bumped my knee.
It's ouchie, Mommy. I need band-aye. (band-aide)
That's better, Mom. Now let's go play.
Read me a book, push me on the swing.
Let's go for a walk; Put the babe in his sling.
Who needs naptime? I'm too big for those.
Instead, get the polish, and paint my toes.
Baby's cryin! He wanna nurse.
(And while you're busy, I'll look in your purse...)
I could go on for days with this silly rhyme,
But Emma's on the loose, and I don't have the time...